Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

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• Humor

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

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• Inspirational

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

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• Humor

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!

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• Inspirational

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

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• Humor

If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

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• Inspirational

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

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• Humor

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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• Humor

Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

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• Success

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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• Humor

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

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• Humor

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

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• Success

Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.

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• Humor

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

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• Life

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

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• Humor

There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

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• Humor

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

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• Funny

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

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• Funny

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

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• Life

She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the fridge. Two glasses served with a generous slice of pound cake with orange glaze icing sounded twice as nice.

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• Humor

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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• Humor

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.

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• Humor

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

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• Humor

Invisible things are the only realities.

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• Humor

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

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• Humor

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

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• Humor

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul

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• Humor

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

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• Humor

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

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• Humor

Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous.

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• Books