Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
Christopher Paolini
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.
Cormac McCarthy
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.
G.K. Chesterton
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Cory Doctorow
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
Criss Jami
Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
Gary Larson
When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.
I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!
Gary Paulsen
You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
Gena Showalter
The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.
Geoff Johns
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.
Dale Carnegie
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