Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

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Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

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Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

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Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

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What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.

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