Quotes on “humor”

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.

Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.' -Marielle

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared.