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“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.” - Dave Barry



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

Mark Twain

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Marthe Troly-Curtin

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Control of consciousness determines the quality of life.

Control of consciousness determines the quality of life.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.

Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.

Orson Scott Card

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration.

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration.

Pat Conroy

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Ralph Waldo Emerson