Quotes on “humor”

Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.

No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-

It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.

Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.

I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.

If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.