Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.

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Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

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Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

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The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

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At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.

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Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

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