Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

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Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir! Surrender!

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All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

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If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

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I hate patience. Slows everything down.

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I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

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In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.

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Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?

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I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

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