Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
David Sedaris
Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
Robert A. Heinlein
In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.
Roman Payne
All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
Rowena Cherry
To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.
Santosh Kalwar
I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.
Sara Wolf
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Seán O'Casey
I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!
Sharon Swan
Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
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