Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

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Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

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The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

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I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.

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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

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Plans are invitation to disappointment.

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It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay.

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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

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What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

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You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

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