Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

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Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

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So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —Don’t talk to your mother like that.

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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

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Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

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Plans are invitation to disappointment.

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Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

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Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

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Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

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I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.

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What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

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You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

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