Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

1,286 Quotes

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

J.K. Rowling

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

Derek Landy

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —Don’t talk to your mother like that.

J.K. Rowling

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Derek Landy

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

J.K. Rowling

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

Derek Landy

Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

J.K. Rowling

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

Diana Wynne Jones

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

J.K. Rowling

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

Diana Wynne Jones

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.

J.K. Rowling

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

Diana Wynne Jones

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

J.K. Rowling

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

Diana Wynne Jones

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Diana Wynne Jones

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