Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

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I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

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Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

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I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to

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Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

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• Inspirational

Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

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RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.

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I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long.

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Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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• Love

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

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Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.

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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

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Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

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