Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

EARLY BIRDOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early early bird--But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

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There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

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The only French word I know is oui, which means yes, and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-?u-?i and not w-?e-?e.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

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If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

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Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

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