Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

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EARLY BIRDOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early early bird--But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

Shel Silverstein

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw

My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes.

Shel Silverstein

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Stephanie Klein

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

George Carlin

The only French word I know is oui, which means yes, and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-?u-?i and not w-?e-?e.

Stephanie Perkins

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

George Carlin

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Steve Martin

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

George Carlin

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

Steve Martin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Steve Martin

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