Quotes on “humor”

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

You could start a fire with the heat between you two. You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.

Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.

A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

See, that’s the difference, Mauvin said. I suffer a loss and people console me. Royce suffers a loss and whole towns evacuate.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off.Yeah? Then why did you bring the helmet?Brianna tossed it to him. In case you fall off.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.