Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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It's never just a game when you're winning.

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The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

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I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

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Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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