Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

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• Humor

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

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• Inspirational

To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.

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• Love

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

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• Humor

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

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Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it....

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

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• Life

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!

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• Happiness

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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• Humor