Quotes on “humor”

Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;and I don't need you or your benevolence to make sense.

To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

Don't leave it all unsaid,somewhere in the wasteland of your head.

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

I can chase you, and I can catch you,but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Disappointment came to me,and booted me,and bruised and hurt me,but that's how people grow up.

I am human and I need to be loved,just like everybody else does.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.No hope, no harm; just another false alarm

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.