In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli
Richard Paul Evans
Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
Françoise Sagan
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
Frank Zappa
You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?
Rick Riordan
Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.
Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
Friedrich Nietzsche
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J. Sheen
Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.
G.K. Chesterton
But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read it.
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