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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning

Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning

Gloria Steinem

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

George Addair

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : There’s no abiding success without commitment.

There’s no abiding success without commitment.

Anthony Robbins

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

Thomas A. Edison

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

Robert Collier

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Yogi Berra