100+ Funny Quotes & Sayings

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it.

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Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood

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I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

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She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

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She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble.

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Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

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