We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
Keep a light, hopeful heart. But expect the worst.
Joyce Carol Oates
I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.
P.G. Wodehouse
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
Philip K. Dick
When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.
Robert Lynn Asprin
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