Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Jasper Fforde

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

Jean Cocteau

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Jean Kerr

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

Jeaniene Frost

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

Jeaniene Frost

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Jeaniene Frost

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

Jeaniene Frost

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

Jeaniene Frost

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

Jeaniene Frost

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.Ian, Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

Jeaniene Frost

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

Jeaniene Frost

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand. (Bones)

Jeaniene Frost

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

Jeff Foxworthy

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