Quotes on “humor”

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!