Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

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It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?

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And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

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Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

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Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.

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Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.

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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

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If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.

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I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

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