Quotes on “humor”

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

"Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.

Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.

I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.

You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.

Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.