Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy...

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Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

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I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

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I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –""Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.""Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

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We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

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How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

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That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger, said Snape coolly. Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

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By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

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You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.Yeah, said Harry, but you, unlike me, are a git.

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Harry, we saw Uranus up close! said Ron, still giggling feebly. Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha ha ha —

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Where is Wood? said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.Still in the showers, said Fred. We think he's trying to drown himself.

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Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

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I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

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