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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

Oscar Wilde

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.

A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.

William Styron

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : What is real and what is not is for your heart to decide and for your heart to know.

What is real and what is not is for your heart to decide and for your heart to know.

Colleen Houck

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : In our time together, you claimed a special place in my heart, one I'll carry with me forever and that no one can ever replace.

In our time together, you claimed a special place in my heart, one I'll carry with me forever and that no one can ever replace.

Nicholas Sparks

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Oscar Wilde

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Sherrilyn Kenyon