Quotes and sayings about tag  drinking

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

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Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.

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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

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• Life

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

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To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

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Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

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