Quote The problem with the designated driver program,...

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” - Jeff Foxworthy



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.

Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.

Jonathan Safran Foer

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.

It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.

Jonathan Safran Foer

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.

We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.

Ken Levine

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Khaled Hosseini

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West