Quotes on “cars”

Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost.