Quotes on “sarcasm”

Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.'[Interview, The New Yorker, Dec. 26, 2005]

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

How long have you been with Raphael?You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.-Venom and Elena

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.