Quotes and sayings about tag  sarcasm

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

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I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

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If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

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This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

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How long have you been with Raphael?You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.-Venom and Elena

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

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Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.'[Interview, The New Yorker, Dec. 26, 2005]

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You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

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Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

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Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

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