Quotes and sayings about tag  #sarcasm

Quotes and sayings about tag  sarcasm

17 Quotes

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.

J.K. Rowling

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

J.K. Rowling

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

Jane Austen

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Jim Butcher

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Jim Butcher

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Julia Quinn

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

Kelley Armstrong

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Lorrie Moore

How long have you been with Raphael?You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.-Venom and Elena

Nalini Singh

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Oliver Goldsmith

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

Oscar Wilde

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

P.G. Wodehouse

I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.'[Interview, The New Yorker, Dec. 26, 2005]

Philip Pullman

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

Richelle Mead

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Sarah Rees Brennan

Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

Shannon Hale

Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Suzanne Collins

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