Quotes on “humor”

The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.

Housework can kill you if done right.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

When your mother asks, " Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder