The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
George Carlin
I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
Terry Pratchett
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Electricity is really just organized lightning
HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
George F. Will
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Tina Fey
No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
George Lucas
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.
Tina Reber
Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
George R.R. Martin
People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.
Tite Kubo
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
George Saunders
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