Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.
Trenton Lee Stewart
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush
You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!
Georgette Heyer
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
Victor Borge
I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.
Gertrude Stein
If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.
Gina Barreca
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
W.C. Fields
Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.
Glen Cook
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Graham Chapman
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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