The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.
Wendy Wasserstein
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
Greg Behrendt
Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
William Goldman
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
Winston S. Churchill
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody Allen
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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