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“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.” - Mark Twain



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Anthony Robbins

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Every problem is a gift - without problems we would not grow.

Every problem is a gift - without problems we would not grow.

Anthony Robbins

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Do your best and let God do the rest.

Do your best and let God do the rest.

Ben Carson

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Well done is better than well said.

Well done is better than well said.

Benjamin Franklin

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.

Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.

Benjamin Franklin

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Bil Keane