I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Douglas Adams
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
Flannery O'Connor
I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.
Elbert Hubbard
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
G.K. Chesterton
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Joss Whedon
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Oliver Goldsmith
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
P.G. Wodehouse
Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.
The Kinks
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