I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Douglas Adams
I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.
Elbert Hubbard
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
Flannery O'Connor
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
G.K. Chesterton
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Joss Whedon
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
P.G. Wodehouse
There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Oliver Goldsmith
Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.
The Kinks
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