Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
Edgar Allan Poe
Invisible things are the only realities.
Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
Gary Larson
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
P.G. Wodehouse
This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.
George Orwell
Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Matt Groening
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
Stephen Colbert
Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?
William Makepeace Thackeray
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