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Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
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A collection of quotations filed under paraphrased.
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
So many things to see, people to do.
I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.
If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.