Quotes on “joke”

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.