Quotes on “humor”

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!

"I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.

Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

You haven't got a letter on yours, George observed. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are...

My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.

Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

Don't talk to me.Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!