Quotes on “humor”

Where is Wood? said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.Still in the showers, said Fred. We think he's trying to drown himself.

Harry, we saw Uranus up close! said Ron, still giggling feebly. Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha ha ha —

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.Yeah, said Harry, but you, unlike me, are a git.

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger, said Snape coolly. Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –""Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.""Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy...

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.

"Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!