Quotes on “humor”

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —Don’t talk to your mother like that.

Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure? "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

I knew I could do it all this time, said Harry, Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.

I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.