Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

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I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

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Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.

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I knew I could do it all this time, said Harry, Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

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His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

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"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure? "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.

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Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

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I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

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Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.

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And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.

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Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

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Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

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Don't talk to me.Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

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