Quotes on “humor”

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.

And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.

Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.

You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.

There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.

Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.

I looked to the ceiling and told God, God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.

Darwin says people like you need to die. (Carrow)

When I grow up, I'd like to be dangerous.

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.

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Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

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