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Impossible is just an opinion, don’t buy it.

Robin S. Sharma

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Each day provides its own gifts.

Each day provides its own gifts.

Marcus Aurelius

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With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts

Eleanor Roosevelt

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If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.

Anonymous

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If we don’t start it’s certain we can’t arrive.

Dennis Kimbro

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The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

Michael Altshuler