Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.

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When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

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Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...Jean: A little brat who swears a lotMaes: An arrogant pipsqueakRoy: Useless. Just uselessAlphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that...Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!

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Yeah, the whole family knows. It's no big deal. One night at dinner I said, 'Mom, you know the forbidden love that Spock has for Kirk? Well, me too.' It was easier for her to understand that way.

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Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.

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This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

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It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

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Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.

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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

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Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

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