Quotes on “french”

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

The only French word I know is oui, which means yes, and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-?u-?i and not w-?e-?e.

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---And remember who you are!