Quotes on “exercise”

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.