The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
George Lucas
I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.
D.J. MacHale
This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Douglas Adams
Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.
Lois McMaster Bujold
There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself.
Laurell K. Hamilton
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
The life where nothing was ever unexpected. Or inconvenient. Or unusual. The life without colour, pain or past.
Lois Lowry
We all know interspecies romance is weird.
Tim Burton
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
Steven Wright
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