Quotes on “men-and-women”

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.

I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.