I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek Landy
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Mo Willems
Plans are invitation to disappointment.
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans
Zoë Marriott
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
Edward Verrall Lucas
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Terry Pratchett
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
Will Cuppy
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