Quotes on “humorous”

To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.