Quotes on “humor”

See? I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?A snort preceded his response. Keep dreaming, pet.

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.