Quotes on “dark-humor”

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.