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I'm living a dream I never want to wake up from.

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If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

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Happiness is not a possession to be prized, it is a quality of thought, a state of mind.

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We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

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I think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.

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And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.

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