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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
"I meant", said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me.
I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.