Quote When I was in school the teachers told me...

“When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.” - Steven Wright



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : In the end, we only regret the chance we didn’t take.

In the end, we only regret the chance we didn’t take.

Lewis Carroll

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Lyndon B. Johnson

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Mahatma Gandhi

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

Mahatma Gandhi

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

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Leaders live by choice, not by accident.

Mark Gorman